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FRENCH THE LLAMA! Chance to go see The Fault in Our Stars screening in Manchester? Count me in! I can remember getting the whole boxset of John’s books for my birthday and getting through them so quickly, and the ending of The Fault in Our Stars nearly killed me. I’ve gotten so many of my friends into reading it now it could be a job, and I can’t wait for it to come to the big screen! There’s absolutely no way that it’ll be anything other than awesome #littleinfinities

Alright… I guess I’m a wackadoo! Whatever!

I tell myself that I help more people than I hurt, and I tell myself that I’m doing it all for the right reasons, and I believe that. But I can’t — I won’t drag anyone through the muck with me, not anymore.

Whenever the blue meth is on set, I am constantly eating it. It’s cotton candy-flavored rock candy. They dye it a little bit, but I don’t care — I just eat through the dye. I get everyone to try it.  I literally try to hand out our drugs to new [actors] on the show. They’re like, ‘No, I don’t want to try.’ ‘Here just have one. You’re on Breaking Bad! Eat some of the meth!’ And they do and they’re like, ‘Wow, that’s actually really good.’ And then I always see them go to the big bins of meth, grab out a few and eat it…. I’m like, ‘Yeah, you’re liking my product.”

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sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

tardiel:

You have quite a reputation, Dean. I see the part about you being brave rings true.

Happy birthday, Dean! ♥